10 reasons why Halloween is better than sex.....

[sprinkle_sprinkle2]

10. You're guaranteed to get a little something in the sack.

9. The uglier you are, the easier it is to get some.

8. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.

7. Less guilt the morning after.

6. It doesn't matter if they fantasize you're somebody else, because you are.

5. Forty years from now, you'll still enjoy candy.

4. If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door.

3. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go again.

2. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.

1. You can do the whole neighborhood!

[Mandithecoolkid]

halloween is NOT better than sex. But being in the pure state of innocence like I am, I wouldn't know. I can only assume, but since I fucking HATE halloween it's gotta be better, right? [img]wink.gif[/img]

[Carl I.]

I'm curious Mandi, why do you hate Halloween so much? Did you never get any good candy as a kid?

And please, nothing about hating kids and how they bug you by coming to your door. [img]eek.gif[/img]

[Mandithecoolkid]

Oh no way! I LOVE little kids! they're the greatest things ever.

I think my passionate hatered for halloween when my stupid ass went to magic mountain's fright fest my 7th grade year. I was real little back then (only lik 4'9, 75 lbs) anyways I went around this park and they would NOT leave me alone. And I've never liked the feeling of being scared to begin with....anyways, I go, come home scared outta my god damned mind, and then that night was the night cali had one of the worst earthquakes in years. didn't sleep for like a week after that. it was crap, and I now hate halloween. But it's not just halloween, I hate bands that wear masks too, I dont like not being able to see peoples' faces.

[Carl I.]

O.K., so it is the opposite of me then. You don't like it for being scared, and I love to be scared. Now that makes sense! I take it you don't like scary movies much then?

You don't like the mask aspect, but are you O.K. with bands that wear the make-up like a mask? Such as Kiss or Alice Cooper?

I don't like clowns, as I find them bizarre. I would guess that you also dislike them?

That's is an interesting thing, and I am actually surprised more people don't dislike the day for the same reasons you don't.

Thanks for sharing! [img]biggrin.gif[/img]

[Mandithecoolkid]

well it depends who it is. The makeup all depends...

Cuz look at the creeps. First time I talked to Eddie, I staight up was like 'EEEEEEEP' but he's tall, and I am not at all, he also had some weird ass contacts in, and I think eyes are the window to the soul, I don't like when I can't see someone's face, AND can't (clearly) see their eyes. It trips me out...But the second I talked to him, with someone MUCH bigger and MUCH scarier than him with me, everything was fine. I dunno I just don't like it. I think the whole makeup thing is totally pointless...

[slapusilly]

EDDIE?!?! FROM THE CREEPS?!?! HE'S NOT TALL!!!

he wears platforms!! he is in all actually about 5'8 or 5'9
shame on you mandy!!! LOL

you saw me and he is actually my hieght. but ya gotta give him credit! and ALL the creeps! they do an EXCELLENT job looking so different from their everyday selves...well 'cept TRACI he is a freak! LOL

[Mandithecoolkid]

For one, My name is spelt with an I not a Y. It's been like that my whole life.

And for two, I'm 5'5. Someone that fuckin TOWERS over me, is tall; I dont care if they're wearing big ass platforms or not. He TOWERED over me. You have no idea. lol. He's like Todd's height with them damned things he was wearin that night. scary shit right there.

[Stacey0471]

I dunno how big Eddie's boots are, but I'm 5'10ish, and he still towered over me too.

[PurplePunki]

I totally didn't recognize Eddie without the platforms and garb and all on...I felt so bad! I talked to him for a full five minutes before he had to tell me who he was! Complete "duh" monent! First thing I thought was, "man, you're not so tall after all!" But hell, Traci is still full-tilt Traci, makeup or no! lol